So......

My mother, brother, sister in law and niece have gone to Shanghai for a month!
Leaving me to house/pet sit.
Well it is a lot easier said than done I tell you!!
So my brother has two dogs, that need feeding - can handle that; some attention - can handle that too; poop picked up - oh lawdy the smell!!!!

OK so I have decided to change the dog food and maybe that will help, but that I am yet to see.

So I sleep over there, so the dogs aren't lonely, and well being February and all that it is dam hot...
So what does one do when it is too hot to sleep with no fresh air....... Open the windows, and in this case the sliding door. there is a trellis security gate up so the thought of anyone getting in really didn't pop up at all.
well being in a strange bed and not my pillows I wasn't really sleeping, you know I was awake but I wasn't. Then all of a sudden there is someone pulling the gate at the open door.......
I was literally scared stiff.... I couldn't move a muscle - lungs included......
And after what seemed like an eternity the "intruder" started panting........
IT WAS THE FUCKING DOG........
I was so flippen angry at him.
My heart has never pounded so fast, not even in the spinning class.
I didn't sleep after that..... dumbass dog!!!

And then..........
just in case you thought that was it...........
I was busy dishing up their supper (dogs), and what does the flippen idiot do........
HE PEES ON MY LEG
ugh
I mean my legs so do not resemble poles.... not at all, but he thought he needed to mark them.... great... 6 in the morning and I have to shower again and change cos I am full of dog pee.
I think it's a good thing I like animals !!! ;)

The joys of house sitting!!
:)